Del Monte is Dead to Me 

Markiplier when he is all about complaining about companies Markipany (That pun was terrible and I’m sorry

The check is the corn

He just inhaled the thing of green beans

Corn.... it was corn

Del monte: watches video Also del monte: well we ain’t sending anyone more corn

POV: its 2:53am and your watching a 20 minute long video about DeMonte corn

I have watched this like 10 times idk why

why is no one talking about the fact that he drank green bean water straight from the fucking can

What do you have if you have one big green ball in one hand and one big green ball in the other? Complete control of the jolly green giant

He's deadass gonna keep trying to fuck with brands until somebody actually sponsors him. This bit is legitamately hilarious to me.

This is how Mark deals with the death of Unus Annus and I find it painfully relatable

The first time I watch this vid i guess more corn and i was right

This version of Mark sounds like the Greek/Roman gods.....NOTICE ME BEFORE I SMITE YOU

Why do i have the urge to eat some canned corn and green beans out of the can.

Mad Markiplier-

so u hate me cuz i’m a delmonte

I’m so fucking cunfused

Why does Markiplier look like he is in an insane asylum

MARK WE HAVE THE SAME PEPPER GRINDER

I always thought Mark was a little corny...

this video is amazing. Im excited for the next episode

Del Monte watching this after sending Mark a gift 👁👄👁

i love how, mid-rant, he stops and says "Quarantine is getting to me..." before continuing. can we just appreciate how he voiced all our collective moods during 2020?

Me eating DelMonte green beans while watching: 0-0

Del monta is better

I knew it was corn

nEeD iT 7:29

sLuRp 6:43

tHe CoRn

Mark ilysm 😭😭😭🤣

does this guy do voiceovers of animated TV shows or documentaries on birds in Venezuela? Seriously

Mark hurt all their feelings

I would have been happy it's free corn You know what they say food always tastes better when it's free

I watched this after recovering from a head injury, you can’t imagine how confused I was...............

9:05 I'm sitting here watching a grown man review canned food as he stuffs his face full with green beans. Now this is entertainment.

i recomend wegemans corn

You got to make more of these review videos. Too funny 😂😂

Those are now Bingipliers new canon sun glasses

This is insane, and insanely funny! Mark is just such a madlad!

I GUESSED IT ДААААААА ДАДА

Knowing that Mark could sell something he touched for thousands of dollers easily

6:39 markiplier: *BIG sniff* this goes down smooth. *sucking noises*

I wonder how delmonte feels about this.

How does someone get this many subscribers? This sounds like entitled bullshit to me. Why did this even come up as recommended? The ONLY thing I see is that this dude is attractive as fuck. Has a “someone in his family was Asian” vibe going on. Other than that... crap content.

You drink bean water?

First thing i spot: the demon in the background

Id love to get free stuff like that Aslo what the hell del monte

If you still eat del monte what are you doing 👁👄👁

Not buying del monte anymore

Wait corn in Afritada? I never knew that. I'll try that next time I cook it.

He’s talking about Del Monte like it’s a father that left him at birth and Green Giant is like his Step dad, who has been there for him the entire time.

I like how he somehow makes a 19 minute video on corn.

This video hit so many different inside jokes and bits, and I know all of them, but I’m still so confused😂

I bet they gave you either peas or popcorn

Sour patch kids 😏

Welcome to this episode of *MARK BULLYING COMPANIES TO GET HIM STUFF THE BULLYING EVEN MORE WHEN HE GETS THE STUFF*

I have the exact same can opener

carn

hey mark cook with sour patch kids

didnt they have a commercial of del onte of a dancing corn can with legs and arms running in a field like 8 years ago

Markiplier makes is back lol

Confirmed Mark is a simp for Corn and Greenbeans!!!

A child... He is a child

I don't like corn but I LOVE korn.

it wouldve been amazing if this was sponsored by green giant

Mark, it’s 2:00AM. Stop making me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m deadd

I miss unus annus so much, thank you for this video. ❤

I love all of those sour patches things! Cuuutteee

Mark, you should try to partner up with Artesian Builds, they’re always looking for partners

I’m guessing corn

And so capitalism

I want Mark to scream at more companies, it’s really entertaining

*”I can’t have green beans for supper!”* *a minute earlier* *”green beans are DELICOUS”*

Why did I watch this? I DONT KNOW! Did I enjoy this? YES I DID! Why? I DONT KNOW!

I don't like corn or green beans

They gave you corn?

Only Markiplier can make a 20 minute video off of corn and green beans.

lol

Actually ya 28 millon subs ...

This video is literally the definition of petty

And so the cycle repeats

POV: your looking to see if Del Monte corn commented

24 cans 0f corn

i see....green giant....do not,im seirious....DO NOT SPONSER MARK......keep your beans to yourself..

In England Green Giant only really does Sweetcorn... HO HO HO GREEN GIANT Green Giant Sweet corn

Meat and Two Veg... Isn't that a Euthanism for Cock and Balls

oh no...dont start anymore food stuff.....i think we know where thats going....

corn

maybe they just couldnt sponsor what they knew wasnt real???? hmmmm

Wow pretty crazy how cute all those puppies are 9:05

Why is this under the "sour patch" playlist? lmao

Do you know what you’ve done!!! Del Monte is going out of business! You better keep those cans! They are the last ones!😭

Is it bad I knew exactly what Del Monte gave to Markiplier

They think he can’t buy 24 cans of corn? Jokes on them, he can buy 25!!!!!!

He needs a hug Hugs for markiplier pls

He is not real!

Talks shit to sour patch end of video Sour patch socks in his hand Sour patch cup in the the other Sour patch glasses on Sour patch kids on the table

but gift is a gift

markiplier corn doesnt grow off of trees someone help him