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MAKING MORE COWS... | Minecraft - Part 13 

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I've found out the complex and bizarre process by which I can turn cows into more cows in Minecraft!
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Arjun Bali
Arjun Bali 11 hours ago
6:46 That's gonna be a TV show!
Imperfect_star _
Imperfect_star _ 19 hours ago
Every time he says wheat I think he says weed and I’m really confused
Angel Chuu
Angel Chuu Day ago
this was p a i n f u l
Otaku KHL
Otaku KHL 2 days ago
I'm waiting for the day when Mark realizes he can fix his armor and weapons with an anvil.
Nathan Childers
Nathan Childers 4 days ago
My favorite part of this series is mark and lixian especially the celebration part
Conner Cai
Conner Cai 5 days ago
Imagine kids play Minecraft and don’t know where baby’s come from and then see how baby’s are made in Minecraft
wolf pawz
wolf pawz 7 days ago
I got reasons why you shouldn't put your house in the ground! ^^ -its wood so if you hit lava it'll burn up -mobs could possibly get in more easier if it's in a cave -many many many many many many many many reasons why
Fuscous MC
Fuscous MC 8 days ago
"I shouldn't be wasting diamond pickaxes." On what, mining? Isn't that the point of getting good pickaxes?
Kylie Forgie
Kylie Forgie 8 days ago
He left the door open and a spider finally tried to kill him
Firdaus彡
Firdaus彡 10 days ago
mark : "next ep im gonna try redstone things" me : maybe consider to renovate your house first?
Mason England
Mason England 11 days ago
6:47
leslie huerta
leslie huerta 11 days ago
i absolutely love the interactions with lixian
Jon Doeson
Jon Doeson 13 days ago
He forgot the hay
Aiden Dorsey-Carro
Aiden Dorsey-Carro 14 days ago
"WHO WANTS TO MAKE BABIES!!!" -Markiplier 2020
BlueBellz
BlueBellz 16 days ago
I love marks editor xD
R N A
R N A 18 days ago
I absolutely adore Lixian istg-
gallade gamer
gallade gamer 18 days ago
The quest for cow 2: electric moogaloo
Sharketeer
Sharketeer 20 days ago
“Why can’t I get a robot to do this?” -the origin of Mumbo Jumbo
Gruze
Gruze 21 day ago
For anyone who is wondering, the song that was played during mark slaughtering the cow is "Mustaches and Martinis"
gallade gamer
gallade gamer 18 days ago
Wait, mark murdered a bunch of cows? Man, I must've been distracted...
Lil.Shorty
Lil.Shorty 22 days ago
Markiplier : I'm just gonna put this door here now I know y this door comes in 3 Everybody else: don't worry markiplier we all tried to lay a regular door horizontally over a hole 😂 Lol
Danmacie
Danmacie 23 days ago
12 blcoks.... but -5 for bedrock
Warrior The Amazon
Warrior The Amazon 23 days ago
Has mark heard of a trap door??
lowgfy ROBLOX boi
lowgfy ROBLOX boi 25 days ago
wHO'S zZzZzZz Lixian? ZzZzZzZ
tommy springfield
tommy springfield 26 days ago
Spider: oh hi mark
Kale Human
Kale Human 26 days ago
L e a t h e r
Sonic Forces The Hedgehog
THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE IT ALL STARTED-
gamepad sparkle
gamepad sparkle Month ago
*mark* and if you want to see more *darkiplier* you know what to do *me* yes....kill more cows
murray101 larry101
I love this Minecraft playlist you made
Willow Huffman
Willow Huffman Month ago
I love how he "talks" to Lixian's animation, it feels so wholesome
D0S81
D0S81 Month ago
mark why did you have to think of that. you know some game making jackanape is creating his own paywalled version of minecraft, but called *farmcraft* right now for google play.
D0S81
D0S81 Month ago
why *do* minecraft doors come in threes? doors and door.....holes?....ways! doorways. doors and *doorways* in minecraft, are like hotdogs and hotdog holes in the real world, too many of one for the amount of the other.
MissMaddieMack
MissMaddieMack Month ago
I know this is an older video, but please, press F3 to look at your coordinates, it helps so much
Lady Liberty
Lady Liberty Month ago
3:30. Mark got Fire Aspect? Sweeeeet!
Luke Thacker
Luke Thacker Month ago
Looks like mark is having fun in farming simulator 2009
Macintosh C84
Macintosh C84 Month ago
HE MISSED A DIAMONDEEEEEEEEEE
This is just my day job If I had one
When will he learn you can make golden food so you don’t DIE!!
Samantha Kuznik
Samantha Kuznik Month ago
Ik I’m totally late to this, but the best place to start strip mining is coordinate y-11
Asterio Icawat
Asterio Icawat Month ago
4:06
SkyrimBarbie
SkyrimBarbie Month ago
Mark not knowing that his crops won’t grow if he’s too far away from them kills me
Harrie Goston
Harrie Goston Month ago
This lets play is like the polar opposite of dream.
KateWolfStar
KateWolfStar Month ago
Mark made a tiny little house and I'm building a fricking castle that will take about, idk, 5000 stone bricks?
Toniry6y4uyuy Madrid
Do more minecraft videos please
JoelJoestar
JoelJoestar Month ago
Right as Mark found diamonds I found diamond too but instead of celebrating I immediately burned in lava because of fucking gravel
Thing Master
Thing Master Month ago
10:29 Do u mean netherite armor
Lyric Myers
Lyric Myers Month ago
not mark leaving a diamond behind
captain sticky beard 2.0
Why do you never see Lixion's feet
The_Old
The_Old Month ago
So no one is gonna tell him how to know at which block he is at?
Alliyah Ishaq
Alliyah Ishaq Month ago
Is it a stupid question to ask who lixian is? Lol I'm imagining its Mark's imagination?...😂
ろく
ろく Month ago
@Alliyah Ishaq You're welcome!
Alliyah Ishaq
Alliyah Ishaq Month ago
@ろく OHHHHHH THANK YOU
ろく
ろく Month ago
It's his editor. The cartoon dude that he talks to.
Cristian J.
Cristian J. Month ago
Lixian could've had ANYTHING jab mark in the eye, I'm just glad it was just a ribbon, lol.
Retro Guru
Retro Guru Month ago
Sometimes I would enchant crap with 1 level just to make a different enchant appear when enchanting something else. Because the thing is, when you want to enchant something, the table will stick to the ones shown until you enchant something else which will then scramble the mixing table and give you a new set of random enchants.
Conrad G
Conrad G Month ago
He should’ve gotten the hay bales
Elísa Ágústsdóttir
Fun Minecraft fact spiders don’t try to kill u when it’s day time only if u attack them in daylight
Ella Lewis
Ella Lewis Month ago
we should tell him about afking soon
Eggy
Eggy Month ago
Mark, Press F3, and keep looking down along the left side, until you find “block”, then look across at the 3 numbers. The second number will be your hight.
grimthedeathlord
Im not sure what he's going on about, for me farming is the best part of Minecraft.
Dylan Jordan
Dylan Jordan Month ago
At 2:35 he sounds just like Tenzin from LOK
KingPwnzer
KingPwnzer Month ago
Probably a little too late but Mark. Unless you want villagers to ruin your farm, put a fence around it. Villagers harvest crops and only replant it like 80% of the time. and it's not always just replacing everything equally. I've had a huge wheat farm turn into a field of beetroot because of villagers. not fun.
Christopher Saacks
Mark sounds like joe swanson from family guy
Evie Gray
Evie Gray Month ago
Mark: 20 wheat for emeralds? i should get on that Also Mark: walks right by stacks of hay 9:33
Exalin
Exalin Month ago
btw the water can help the wheat 4 blocks away (yes more than 2 blocks its 4!!!!!!)
jaden yuki
jaden yuki Month ago
how do cows make babies if all cows are female
aelores
aelores Month ago
i fucking hate this lets play this the most agonizing series ive ever watched and yet i continue to watch and like im so mad
Cole Hoffner
Cole Hoffner Month ago
Can I please tell him what to use gold for? XD
ChaotiX
ChaotiX Month ago
whens someone gonna tell him that one water block can fertilize up to 4 dirt blocks away?
Kitsune Hellscythe
How to pronounce iron: EYE-run How Mark pronounces iron: EYE-urn
that one dude
that one dude Month ago
That sound affect when the skeleton shot you made me jump
Youssef Osman
Youssef Osman Month ago
Mark: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
Declan Blue
Declan Blue Month ago
"This gold crap is probably used for something but I just don't know" *laughs in piglin*
SCP-176 The Sculpture
Mark: *talking about getting lots of diamonds to kill dragon* Me: N E T H E R I T E Netherite is found by doing boom boom in Nether
Sm0k3turt13
Sm0k3turt13 Month ago
Is this, a psychological horror Minecraft let’s play? I’m here for it
Marlana Nance
Marlana Nance Month ago
Dude I have never broke a diamond pickaxe EVER
Swai Awai
Swai Awai Month ago
MaRkImOo
Oh No
Oh No Month ago
2:26 markiplier_nazi_zombie.mp4
Logan Repasky
Logan Repasky Month ago
stop making things family friendly
Thunda
Thunda Month ago
When will mark realize.... The bookshelves are all in the villages
Aiden Daff
Aiden Daff Month ago
take the hay bails
The Matisss
The Matisss Month ago
Pewdiepie: ikea tower Mark: wizard tower
Sophia Caruso
Sophia Caruso Month ago
Pretty sure he missed a diamond
Sophia Caruso
Sophia Caruso Month ago
Mark if u make wool into carpet then put it on a fence u can hop in and out of the pen but the animals can’t go in and out
Griffin Farmer
Griffin Farmer Month ago
You think that too two small Shaq ever compared to a real Pro Wizard Tower you've display me Markiplier I watch to channel before and you failed me at Minecraft
Edward
Edward Month ago
*Farmiplier*
SteelYouFeel
SteelYouFeel Month ago
“My wizard’s tower shall give fru- *aeugh*- fruits soon.”
Ralph Herman
Ralph Herman Month ago
Why does his house have to be so bad while jack’s first house is literally a castle
Ty Sipes
Ty Sipes Month ago
I'm in FFA and I'm jealous if Mark's ranch lmao 🤣
Mason Williams
Mason Williams Month ago
you can make golden apples with gold. if you don’t know/remember, golden apples can be *very* useful.
kale kurtz
kale kurtz Month ago
“well this isn’t nearly as many good weed that i thought i’d have at this point” ah yes, markistoner
Zoe Tremain-Woodcock
4:06
Lv20 white boy Sud
Mark left a diamond behind
Tyler Rodrigues
Tyler Rodrigues Month ago
Gold is for not being attacked by piglings tip dont mine gold near them
Go Go Steel ball run
your exp goes down when enchanting
J50 productions Trey Stewart
Mark: no one ever said that I was an idiot “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.”
Alexx Casanova
Alexx Casanova Month ago
Alt title for the playlist: Lixian is scarred for life many, many times.
Eloy Vega
Eloy Vega Month ago
The spider came into Mark's house... while his door was open...and he was in bed...see where I'm going with this?
Joseph Emerson
Joseph Emerson Month ago
just wait until he discovers elevators
BaconPlxyerPlxyzツ
Markcraft!
Zydranous
Zydranous Month ago
without lxian editing. then its just a man talking to a wall.
Melanie Horowitz
The poor baby cows saw so much murder 🥺
Charles Holbrook
feed the cat a raw fish
kööl aïd
kööl aïd Month ago
does he know trapdoors exist????
Quarantine Tea
Quarantine Tea 2 months ago
If you get a farmer he will re plant your weet
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